A while back I went to a youth ministry conference in Georgia with the rest of the youth staff. On the last night, I had warned my hubby that worship would probably go long and not to be worried if I didn't call (because all those youth pastors in one place had to out-worship each other. :)) Anyways, I snuck out from the conference around 10p to call and say goodnight. He told me he would be up for a while and to still call when we left. So, I did. Around midnight, we finally left the conference and headed to dinner at TGI Friday's. I called the hubs again. This time, he told me he was on the porch doing his quiet time and said to go ahead and call when we left. I said, 'are you sure? It will probably be pretty late?' and he said even if he was asleep, he would like me to call. (I know, so sweet, right?)
So I call when we leave around 1:30a. No answer. No big deal. If you know David you know he could sleep through a mortar attack on our home. After a few minutes, I figure I will try one more time. This time he answers, and he sounds sleepy. I say, 'did I wake you?' He hesitantly says, 'Yes'. I say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I will let you get back to bed'. We say good night and that's that. A few minutes later I get a call back.
Me: Hello?
Hubs: Hey Babe. (he sounds weird)
Me: Hey. What's up?
Hubs: I lied to you. I don't know why, but I lied. I feel so bad. I am really sorry. It is so dumb...
At this point, he goes on and on about lying to me and my heart begins to race. I am driving a car with my boss, his wife, his kids, and my co-worker and I am thinking my husband is about to confess some deep hidden sin. Finally I interrupt. 'What is it?! Just tell me?' and I brace myself for impact. From the other side of the phone I hear a sheepish, 'I shot a rabbit.'
Me: What?
Hubs: I shot a rabbit
Relief and confusion sweep over me.
Me: What are you talking about?
Hubs: I was sitting on the porch doing my quiet time and I saw a rabbit down by the barn. I thought I would get my gun and take a shot. I never thought I would actually get it, but I did. When you called I was watching a youtube video on how to skin it. I don't know why, but I thought you'd be mad, so I lied.
At this point I begin to laugh at the randomness of it all. I tell him that he shouldn't have lied, but as far as lies go, I was glad it was just about a rabbit.
Now, when one of us does something that we don't want to necessarily tell the other person, like when I lost my debit and credit card in the same week and was at the bank trying to secretly replace them and David called to ask what I was doing, we simply say 'I shot a rabbit.'
Dear David,
We're having rabbit stew tonight.
Love,
Your relieved wife
Friday, August 7, 2020
Story Time: "I Shot a Rabbit"
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